On this episode: parents give their son the gift of accepting his gay stuff, Fauxnaise is a vegan sandwich spread that sounds like a nasal spray (but it's not), a body is taken off life support, New Yorkers defend the firehouse from 'Ghost Busters' from becoming a Pier 1 Imports, a creepy murderer gets really desperate on the phone, Ricky is vegan now and also he's magic, Dave finds out his dad was indeed The World's Greatest Dad, an international war begins between America and Holland, and a taste of Big Mister 7 (the new flavor of Big Mister with 7 pounds of ground beef).

Left Handed Radio is written and performed by Adam Bozarth, Dan Chamberlain, Matt Little, and Anna Rubanova, and Brett White with Frank Hejl, Halle Kiefer, and Will Storie.

If you have a question about how to live your life right? Ask Herb from Pittsburgh! Dial 413-547-1055 and leave a voicemail with your question and Herb will answer on a future episode of the show.

Original music by Dan Warren. Check out his podcast The International House of Dancakes. Additional music by Peter John Ross (www.sonnyboo.com)

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Every month, The Sequel Machine recruits 25 writers to write the sequels for film's biggest franchises one page at a time. The catch is, the writers only get to read the page before theirs in a round-robin, exquisite corpse style. The end result is a hilarious, twisted, and as coherent as any misquided Hollywood sequel. This month: G. I. Joe 3taliation.

Performed by: Adam Bozarth, Dan Chamberlain, Matt Little, Anna Rubanova, and Brett White with Aaron Burdette, Amy Whitehouse, and Frank Hejl

Written by (in page order): Brett White, David Bluvband, Jon Gutierrez, Jason Saenz, Cody Lindquist, Jon Bershad, Adam Bozarth, John Timothy, Geoff Garlock, Curtis Retherford, Pat Baer, Aaron Burdette, Claire C Downs, Damian Chadwick, Timmy Wood, Frank Hejl & Kelso Norris, Anna Rubanova, John Robert Wilson, Justin Tyler, Alex Zalben, Rachael Mason, and Matt Little

Opening act: Rob Stern

Script produced by Brett White and Matt Little.

Live tech by Sharon Spell

Recorded live at the UCB East Theatre (March 7, 2013, 11pm).

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On this episode: a doctor has no time for whiny patients, Corbin's new therapy goes awry, Rick Freeblehofft is back trackside after his accident, time-sensitive procedures on a spaceship are too elaborate, the police have the tennis ball gun from American Gladiators, a man yearns for sibling during a second date, Harrison Ford's tiny earring, and opera for cretins

Left Handed Radio is written and performed by Adam Bozarth, Dan Chamberlain, Matt Little, Anna Rubanova, and Brett White with Sebastian Deken, Riley Soloner, and Sasheer Zamata

See the next Sequel Machine show live: G. I. Joe 3taliation. UCB Theater East, 3rd Street & Avenue A. Thursday, March 7th, 11:00 PM.

Original music by Dan Warren.

www.LeftHandedRadio.com | lefthandedradio@gmail.com | 413-547-1055

Every month, The Sequel Machine recruits 25 writers to write the sequels for film's biggest franchises one page at a time. The catch is, the writers only get to read the page before theirs in a round-robin, exquisite corpse style. The end result is a hilarious, twisted, and as coherent as any misquided Hollywood sequel. This month: Die Hard 6.

Performed by: Adam Bozarth, Dan Chamberlain, Matt Little, Anna Rubanova, and Brett White with Shannon Coffey and Josh Ruben as John McClane

Script produced by Brett White and Matt Little.

Written by (in page order): Brandon Gulya, Matt Little, Jason Saenz, Kerry McGuire, Jason Shebiro, Brett White, Ari Scott, Michael Hartney, Dylan Snowden, Dustin Drury, Siobhan Thompson, Mike Still, Nate Kushner, Jeff Rubin, Anna Rubanova, Katey Healy-Wurzburg, Jon Gabrus, Justin Tyler, Jon Bershad, Dave Bluvband, John Timothy, and Adam Bozarth

Opening act: Casey Jost with Shannon Coffey, Rob Michael Hugel, and Lisa Kleinman 

Live tech by Sharon Spell

Recorded live at the UCB East Theatre (February 7, 2013, 11pm).

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On this episode: Dealbreaker!, a commercial for the all-new Latteatto, the WLHR Telethon, Frasier sings other theme songs, a man makes a bit of a flub when dialing 911, a man tries to buy a gun, "FriendZone!" the cool game for nice guys, an ad for Weekend Dad Beer, and two people profess their love to its limit.

Left Handed Radio is written and performed by Adam Bozarth, Dan Chamberlain, Matt Little, and Anna Rubanova, with Joe Stanton

See the next Sequel Machine show live: Die Hard 6. UCB Theater East, 3rd Street & Avenue A. Thursday, February 7th, 11:00 PM.

Original music by Dan Warren.

www.LeftHandedRadio.com | lefthandedradio@gmail.com | 413-547-1055

Every month, The Sequel Machine recruits 25 writers to write the sequels for film's biggest franchises one page at a time. The catch is, the writers only get to read the page before theirs in a round-robin, exquisite corpse style. The end result is a hilarious, twisted, and as coherent as any misquided Hollywood sequel. This month: Hobbit 4.

Performed by: Adam Bozarth, Dan Chamberlain, Matt Little, Anna Rubanova, Brett White, John Timothy, and Jeremy Bent

Script produced by Brett White and Matt Little.

See the next Sequel Machine show live: Die Hard 6. UCB Theatre East, 3rd Street & Avenue A. Thursday, February 7th, 11:00 PM

Written By: Adam Bozarth, Kevin Hines, Erik Tanouye, Kerry McGuire, Michael Hartney, Claire Downs, Matt Little, Chris Scott, Aaron Burdette, Jason Shebiro, Alex Zalben, Alan Starzinski, Ari Scott, Dylan Snowden, Kirk Damato, Anna Rubanova, Rachael Mason, Will Hines, Mike Still, Jon Gutierrez, Jonathan LaPearl, Cody Lindquist, Timmy Wood, Leila Cohan-Miccio, and Brett White 

Opening act: Nate Kushner. Download a bonus song by Nate Kusher, "Six Foot Party Sub"

Download Dan Warren's "Ballad of Bilbo Baggins" here.

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On this episode:  We get trapped in the Inescapable Death Box, Skeleton Warehouse has a Christmas sale, a man donates too much blood, "Letters to Santa," Michael quits drinking, College Basketball Round-up, a commercial for Gold Ribbon dog food, a woman looks for jetpack parts for a new project.

Left Handed Radio is written and performed by Adam Bozarth, Dan Chamberlain, Matt Little, and Anna Rubanova, with Aaron Burdette, Matt Dennie, Nate Dern, Frank Hejl, and Will Hines 

See the next Sequel Machine show live: Hobbit 4. UCB Theater East, 3rd Street & Avenue A. Thursday, January 3rd, 11:00 PM.

Every month, The Sequel Machine recruits 25 writers to write the sequels for film's biggest franchises one page at a time. The catch is, the writers only get to read the page before theirs in a round-robin, exquisite corpse style. The end result is a hilarious, twisted, and as coherent as any misquided Hollywood sequel. This month: Harry Potter 9 3/4.

Performed by: Adam Bozarth, Matt Little, Anna Rubanova, Brett White, Kirk Damato, Aaron Jackson, Amy Jackson, Taylor Moore

Opening act: Soce, the Elemental Wizard. Follow @soce on Twitter.

See the next Sequel Machine show live The Hobbit 4. UCB Theatre East, 3rd Street & Avenue A. Thursday, November 1st, 11:00 PM

Written by: Brett White, Brandon Gulya, Kevin Hines, Lauren Hunter, Alan Starzinski, Nate Dern, Silvija Ozols, John Timothy, Nicole Drespel, Chris Scott, Achilles Statalemaky, Pat Baer, Halle Keifer, Adam Bozarth, Kelly Sue DeConnick, Katey Healy-Wurzburg, Dru Johnston,Will Hines, Jeremy Bent, Frank Hejl, Michael Hartney, Jeff Rubin, Kirk Damato, and Matt Little.

Script produced by Brett White and Matt Little.

Episode sponsored by Audible.com. Get a free audiobook by signing up for a free trial at www.audiblepodcast.com/lefthanded.

On this episode:

The Monster Truck going away party, the guest pastor has a differing set of pronunciation beliefs, The Holy Land Experiences caters to the menfolk, a gay bar comes out to its owner, NPR's Drive-Time Morning Menagerie makes a prank call, WLFO's Blizzard Tracker 2012, Tulip at meets the man of her dreams, everyone wants to put on the Christmas tree star

Left Handed Radio is written and performed by Adam Bozarth, Dan Chamberlain, Matt Little, and Anna Rubanova, and Brett White.

See the next Sequel Machine show live: Harry Potter 9 3/4. UCB Theater East, 3rd Street & Avenue A. Thursday, December 6th, 11:00 PM

Original music by Dan Warren. Check out his podcast The International House of Dancakes. Additional music by Peter John Ross (www.sonnyboo.com)

www.LeftHandedRadio.com | lefthandedradio@gmail.com | 413-547-1055

Every month, The Sequel Machine recruits 25 writers to write the sequels for film's biggest franchises one page at a time. The catch is, the writers only get to read the page before theirs in a round-robin, exquisite corpse style. The end result is a hilarious, twisted, and as coherent as any misquided Hollywood sequel. This month: 9thmare on Elm Street.

Performed by: Adam Bozarth, Dan Chamberlain, Matt Little, Anna Rubanova, Brett White, Jeremy Bent, Kathy Salerno, Nicole Byer, and Laura Willcox

See the next Sequel Machine show live: Harry Potter 9 3/4. UCB Theatre East, 3rd Street & Avenue A. Thursday, November 1st, 11:00 PM

Script produced by Brett White and Matt Little.

Written by: Matt Little, Damian Chadwick, Jason Flowers, Geoff Garlock, Jon Gutierrez, Jon Bershad, Nick Kanellis, Julia Hynes, Ari Scott, Frank Hejl, Beth Appel, Halle Kiefer, Kevin Hines, Bridgid Ryan, Tom Reynolds, Brett White, Michael Hartney, Anna Rubanova, Jeremy Bent, Mike Still, Matt Klinman, Jim Santangeli, Aaron Burdette, Ryan Karels, and Adam Bozarth

Opening act: Frank Hejl as Orson Welles and Josh Ruben as Joaquin Pheonix